BUT BEFORE THE REALLY SEXY IMAGES, I WILL POST SOMETHING.
|FUCK, GO AND MEET A HUMAN.|
SERIOUSLY THE PERSON WHO INVENTED CLOP IS SICK AS FUCK.
NOW, THE REALLY SEXY IMAGES.
I PROMISE I WAS DRUNK...WITH AIR, OF COURSE, AND A HIGH LEVEL OF HORMONES.
|Robert Kazinsky aka Chuck Hansen.|
HE IS ROBERT KAZINSKY. HE INTERPRETES CHUCK HANSEN, AKA THE SEXY AUSTRALIAN, IN PACIFIC RIM.
AND HE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK, GUY.
|Even with derp faces, he is fucking beautiful.|
AND U DON'T WANT TO KNOW, EITHER.
|ROBERT BEING SEXY.|
|CHARLIE IS SEXY TOO, BUT NOT AS MUCH SEXY AS CHUCK (CHARLIE IS RALEIGH).|
-Stacker turns around-
Herc: That's my son you have got there.
-Chuck sees Herc-
Herc: My son.
FUCKING GOD WHY SO CRUEL?!
|U DO REMEMBER THIS PART? IT MADE MY FEELS FLOW.|
|He knows we are watching.|
You board a helicopter, then you land on a battleship.
You can’t find your mother.
Later, with the words nuclear bomb and Sydney ringing in your ears from the news broadcast set up within the ship, you find your father crying.
You stop looking for her.
You turn eleven, three days later."
WHY U BROKE MY HEART LIKE THIS??
STOP BREAKING MY HEART, YA MATE.
NO GUYS, I'M NOT PRACTICING MY AUSSIE ACENT. THAT IS A ILLUSION, AUSSIE ACENT DOES NOT EXIST.
NOW, A REALLY LONG POST, OF TUMBLR, OF COURSE. TUMBLR IS THE HEART OF THE MOST SAD POSTS ABOUT CHUCK HANSEN. U KNOW IT.
|FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.|
NOW SOME "CHUCK BEING A HERO".
IT'S A JOKE.
CHUCK IS ALWAYS A HERO.
HE DIED FOR US, UNDERSTAND THAT, U SHITHEADS.
|HE HAS THE BALLS TO PUT HIM BETWEEN A KAIJU AND US.|
CONCLUSION: THIS POST NEEDS MORE CHUCK HANSEN.
|AND HE HAS THE BALLS TO YELL TO A KAIJU, TOO.|
|I WANT A PREQUEL TO SEE MORE OF CHUCK.|
|"I'm sorry, Angela."|
FEELS, GUYS, IT'S THAT HOW IS CALLED.
AND HE DIED FOR US.
REMEMBER THAT, GUYS.
REMEMBER THAT AND CRY.
|Prince of sexyness.|
LONG LIVE TO CHUCK.
WAIT A MOMENT WHAT DID I JUST SAY??
|JUST...NO, COME HERE.|
IT WAS "BE MINE, ROB. I’ll pet your fluffy hair and read you bedtime stories and shit.". YEAH, NOT KIDDIN', MATE.
|LETS MAKE ROB'S SMILE PATRIMONY OF MANKIND.|
OK, OK, MAYBE I'M EXCEEDING A LITTLE TOO MUCH WITH DOING AN ENTIRE POST FILLED WITH PHOTOS OF ROBERT KAZINSKY AND SAYING HOW MUCH SEXY HE IS. SO I'M GONNA STOP...AFTER MORE PHOTOS.
|"No! Don't disengage!"|
|THOSE SEXY GLOVES.|
|I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA STOP.|
|HERC...IT'S YER FAULT.|
NOW EXPLAIN WHY U ARE SO SEXY.
THIS MAN UNDERSTAND US.
AND THAT'S WHY HE IS SEXY.
BECAUSE HE IS PERFECT.
Ridiculously good looking people | Rob Kazinsky
TO THE POST IF YOU'RE...INTERESTED.
"Recently I was in bed and something went bang and hit me on the forehead. I turned on the light and suddenly I saw this spider the size of a golf ball on my pillow. I just stood there for about 30 seconds before screaming for my housemate, who just wouldn’t wake up! I was crying the whole time! I got a can of Raid and started spraying it at it, but it went under my pillow! I was absolutely terrified, so put on all my motorcycle gear - full leathers, even my helmet, so there was no way the spider could get through! I chased it around the room for about 20 minutes until it curled up and died. I had to sleep on the sofa until the next day, when I got my housemate to move it."
ROBERT KAZINSKY, YOU ARE SO GODDAMN ADORABLE AND I CANNOT HANDLE IT.
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH -MELTS IN THE FLOOR LIKE BUTTER-.
IT'S TOO MUCH CHUCK TO ONE POST.
THIS IS GOING TO EXPLODE.
THAT IS THE LAST.
YOU MAKE ME SAY IT.
YOUR DEATH, IT HURTS. IT HURTS ME SO PAINFULLY AND DEEPLY THAT I DID THIS, A ENTIRE POST DEDICATED TO YOU (AND A DESPRECIATIVE COMMENT TO THE CLOP) AND YOUR SEXY, DON'T TURN IT OFF.
I JUST WANT TO SEE MORE OF YOU. BUT YOU WON'T BE IN THE SEQUEL, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD, AND IT'S HURTS.
IT. FUCKING. HURTS.
Why are you dead, bro?? You lil sexy shit. I know it. Because that breaks our hearts.
Too late, you are dead. And it's irreversible.
Why? Why you have to save those shitheads?
I hope you will be alive again.
I want you in the prequel.
It's still hurting.
Don't be dead, bro.
Don't do that to us, mate.
Someone pls use black magic. I want Chuck back.
-Curls up and cries-
I want the sexy australian back...
One last mensage.
CLOP IS SHIT.